Mar 30
InstaQueer Roundup: Brandon Flynn, Kali Uchis & Rugged 'The White Lotus' Actor Patrick Schwarzenegger
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 3 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst traps from queer celebs!
This week: "The Parenting" actor Brandon Flynn straddled musician Matt Gallipoli's lap for their new music video; OnlyFans creator Jean-Sebastien B spread his legs and offered us our daily banana-derived nutrients; fashion designer Fabiani Divani left us in awe with his muscular, flexible body in another beautiful sheer bodysuit; out athlete Jake Williamson filmed his sweaty lifting workout for us.
We also have a blessedly rugged and dripping wet photoshoot featuring "The White Lotus" actor Patrick Schwarzenegger; actor Stephen Jaxx shared a video of his post-run glowing, bouncing pecs; Dancers Kevin Tristan and Afiq Abdul swayed their hips mesmerizingly to announce crop top season is on its way; bisexual pop musician Beth McCarthy's "Hot & Stupid" single promo has her passionately writhing in a boxing ring; and the way Kali Uchis looks in a backless dress is sinful, but heavenly. We hope you enjoy all these sexy posts as much as we did!
We love these photos of out actor Brandon Flynn in musician Matt Gallipoli's lap, posing like he's filming Gallipoli on a video camera. It'sall very sensual and nostalgic and gay. These are stills from their new, shared music video "Rather Be Lonely" –in which they share a bubble bath, argue emotionally, and straddle each others' laps. Thank you to photographer Sam Waxman for taking and sharing these photos! The world is truly a better place now that we have these specific photographs inside our phones.
OnlyFans creator Jean-Sebastien B is offering "Your daily dose of potassium," with his legs spread to reveal his bulge in white briefs while he's eating a banana. It's so important to have healthy snacks! We always recommend that you take banana-derived nutrients every day, getting the nutrients out of bananas however you prefer.
Fashion designer Fabiani Divani captioned this breathtaking post "Black on black on black" as if we are looking at the beautiful sheer bodysuit he's wearing and not his stunning expanse of radiant skin, awe-inspiring thigh muscle, and impossibly plump booty.
Out athlete Jake Williamson is "grateful for this next chapter" of spending the day lifting, and we're grateful that he brought us along for the sweaty, sexy workout day.
For those of us still thinking about "The White Lotus" character Saxon's spiral after hooking up with his brother: This Patrick Schwarzenegger photoshoot has him looking more put together than we've seen him in the last few episodes, and way more rugged and sexy than we've seen him on the show at all.
Actor Stephen Jaxx shared his post-run cool down walk with a perfect angle for us to enjoy the way his pecs jiggle. His caption says he was feeling good after the run, and we're certainly feeling good watching him radiate the glorious combo of sweat sheen in the sunshine and post-exercise glow.
Influencer and adult content creator Troy Pes shirtless wearing jeans and a cowboy hat in Joshua Tree, complete with the boots, buckled leather belt, and his biceps looking so fine... We could not love to see it any more than we do right now!
A joint slay of mesmerizing hip sways! "Moulin Rouge! The Musical London" dancer Kevin Tristan and fellow performer Afiq Abdul shared this deeply slayful dance to announce that "crop top season is coming."
Beth McCarthy's single "Hot & Stupid" is a song about the moments when we've been willing to do something stupid for someone hot –a topic we can fully relate to on a regular day, but even more as we watch this video of the bisexual pop singer writhing around in a boxing ring while feathers rain down on them.
Kali Uchis in a backless dress is like an angel who came down from heaven to bless us with distractingly divine curves. We can't wait for all the looks the bisexual musician will serve for her upcoming era.
